Greetings For NewYears

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul

As The New Year Blossoms

As the new year blossoms, may the journey
of your life be fragrant with new opportunities,
your days be bright with new hopes and your heart
be happy with love! Happy New Year!

May What You See

May what you see in the mirror delight you,
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults,
be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May New Year’s Eve

May New Year’s Eve find you seated around the table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends.
May you find the food better, the environment quieter,
the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure more fulfilling
than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

It Is Better To Spend

It is better to spend money
like there’s no tomorrow than to
spend tonight like there’s no money.

May Your Hair

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and
your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides,
your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May You Get A Clean Bill

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist,
your plumber and the I.R.S.