Happiness Is Too Many

Happiness is too many things these days
for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly.
So let’s just wish each other a bile less
New Year and leave it at that..

From New Year’s On

From New Year’s on
the outlook brightens
good humor lost in a
mood of failure returns.
I resolve to stop complaining.

The Objective Of A New Year

The objective of a new year is not
that we should have a new year.
It is that we should have a new soul.

May You Smile

May you smile,
May you prosper with every second for the next 365
days, and I wish that this cycle continues forever.

May The Telemarketers

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until
you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder
than the program you have been watching, and may your check book
and your budget balance – and include generous amounts for charity.

May You Remember To Say

May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse,
your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary,
your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

Your Merry Christmas

Your Merry Christmas may
depend on what others do for you.
But your Happy New Year depends
on what you do for others.

And May We Live

And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God’s love
in every sunset, every flower’s unfolding petals, every baby’s smile,very
lover’s kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

As The New Year Blossoms

As the new year blossoms, may the journey
of your life be fragrant with new opportunities,
your days be bright with new hopes and your heart
be happy with love! Happy New Year!

May What You See

May what you see in the mirror delight you,
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults,
be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May New Year’s Eve

May New Year’s Eve find you seated around the table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends.
May you find the food better, the environment quieter,
the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure more fulfilling
than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

It Is Better To Spend

It is better to spend money
like there’s no tomorrow than to
spend tonight like there’s no money.

May Your Hair

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and
your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides,
your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May You Get A Clean Bill

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist,
your plumber and the I.R.S.

Pay Your Bills And Loans

Pay your bills and loans
before New Year Eve,
so you don’t have any
debt left for New Year.